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10 Reasons NOT to Buy

The Spinster's Guide to Dating

1.)  It photo bombs your vacation pics.
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2.)  It tries to be all ironic.
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3.)  It won't walk the dog.
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4.)  It peer pressures you into permanent solutions for temporary whims.  (But for the record, we LOVE Madame Lazonga's Tattoo and Zaza Vera!)
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5.)  It acts like a catapulted cow in corny movie reenactments.
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6.)  It has really bad habits.
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7.)  Need I say more....
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8.)  It can't hold its liquor.
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9.) It hijacks your friends.
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10.)  It's more flirty than you are...
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