10 Reasons NOT to Buy

The Spinster's Guide to Dating

1.)  It photo bombs your vacation pics.

2.)  It tries to be all ironic.

3.)  It won't walk the dog.

4.)  It peer pressures you into permanent solutions for temporary whims.  (But for the record, we LOVE Madame Lazonga's Tattoo and Zaza Vera!)

5.)  It acts like a catapulted cow in corny movie reenactments.

6.)  It has really bad habits.

7.)  Need I say more....

8.)  It can't hold its liquor.

9.) It hijacks your friends.

10.)  It's more flirty than you are...