Dating Advice from the Colonies

Dearest Reader,

I just received an email from Singles Warehouse.  They are an online dating site located in England and are interested in me writing a guest post for their website!  So, the big question is: What do I write about?
Here’s the idea list thus far:

·        In my book The Spinster’s Guide to Dating, I compared the Orange County dating scene to the African Serengeti.  Maybe the English can identify with this analogy.  I bet they get some interesting creatures at their watering holes.

·        Possibly, I could offer a helpful list of dos and don’ts regarding online dating profile pictures.  I’ve seen everything from a guy, pictured with a former girlfriend and her face scribbled out, to a dude, sitting in a Playboy Mansion grotto scenario, embracing two bimbos. ( I don’t even want to think about the women who respond to these photos.)  Of course,  the English are probably too sophisticated for such shenanigans.
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·        Or maybe, I could pull a Bridget Jones and rewrite a modern-day Jane Austen story. But would the English purists frown upon colonial copying!?

Such rich content with a multitude of directions!  Look out Jolly Old England!

XO M.J.