The Old Guy, Jackson Pollock, and Mr. Non-Committal

    Online dating websites are a great way to screen your potential boyfriends:

• There’s the “young at heart” 56 year old guy who feels women his age are just too old for him. He proudly proclaims, everyone thinks he’s much younger than his actual age and he needs a gal who can keep up with his ballin’ ways. He’s thinking 25-35 would probably work.
  
  
• And then there’s the rambling message from an online suitor about how beautiful you are and how he appreciates your intelligence and kindness. He knows you are meant for each other and really wants to meet. You are interested, for about 5 seconds. You realize his words could fit pretty much anyone and wonder absentmindedly how many other women received his flowery message that day. He’s the Jackson Pollock of dating. He throws paint at the canvas and sees what sticks.
  
  
• And last but not least, there’s Mr. Non-Committal:
  
  
  • He messages: Hi
    
  • You message back: Hi
  • Him: How are you?
  • You: Fine. You?
  • Him: Fine.

   Either he doesn’t want to commit to more than 3 words or he doesn’t have more than 3 words or he wants you to do all the work or he’s not that interested.  None of it is good and after less than 10 words, you’re over it.
 
   In the good old days, you would have spent months wondering if one of these guys was Mr. Right.  Now you can figure it out in a matter of minutes.  Doesn’t technology rock!?