Man Profile Pix: Dead Fish, Loincloths and Mants

​    A profile pic offers you a little peak at your future with a guy.  Unfortunately, it ain’t always pretty:

*The dude grins broadly displaying a huge dead fish.

*The dude grins broadly displaying a huge dead deer.

*The dude grins broadly displaying anything dead.

*He is sheathed in a loincloth exposing his man buns as he Tarzans through the jungle. 

*The guy smiles a wide, toothy grin with his arm slung around his smoking-hot daughter.

*He looks especially young for his 50 years with those straight-legged comfort mants (man pants) from the 90s.  (How old is this freakin’ picture anyway?!)

*The dude poses for a selfie with his new bestie: some big name celebrity.  (So if I date him I get on the A list?)

*He has his shirt off flaunting his man boobs.

*He has his shirt off not flaunting man boobs.
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*He has his shirt off.  (What’s the deal with the shirt off?!)

​    Yep, profile pictures offer you a little glimpse into your future with a guy.  Sometimes, even a glimpse is a little too much…