Men-ver

Excerpt from The Spinster's Guide to Dating

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    Remember when you used to figure if you never found a guy you could always move to Alaska?  The ratio was supposed to be like
100 to 1. It was like an untapped man cave just waiting for feminine exploration. Well, that’s all changed. Denver is the new Alaska or as my friend calls it: Men-ver!

   I have no idea if this is true or not.   It could all be an urban legend or a ploy of the Denver Tourism Bureau to get affluent women to vacation there. I have never been there on a scouting expedition, but one of us definitely needs to go into the trenches and report back.

   The best candidate would probably be someone from She-attle…